People have all kinds of excuses when it comes to not going to church or not believing in Jesus. What would it sound like if people used those same excuses for other things?
REASONS WHY I DON’T USE SOAP:
- Because I was forced to use soap in childhood.
- Those who use soap are hypocrites, they think theyāre cleaner than everyone else.
- Because nobody taught me how to use soap in my childhood.
- I only use soap for special holidays ā Christmas and Easter.
- None of my friends use soap.
- Iāll begin to use soap when I get old and dirty.
- I just donāt have time for using soap.
- Soap manufacturers are just out to make money.
- Iām clean enough without using soap.
- All the wars in the world are because of soap.
- Science proved long ago that no soap, even the most perfect kind, gets rid of every molecule of dirt. So washing is not rational and soap only serves as āopium for the dirty.ā
- Compared to other people, Iām not that dirty.
- Itās not right to teach children to use soap from childhood. When they grow up they can decide for themselves whether they want to use soap.
- Iāll only wash with soap when I fully understand it from a scientific point of view.
- I was turned off of soap by those selling it on TV.
- I tried to wash once, but then I got dirty again.
- I donāt believe dirt really exists.
- I donāt believe soap really exists.
- Soap is only for old people who have nothing else to do.
- Soap is just a crutch.
We found and translated the above from aĀ Russian websiteĀ and added a few more of our own as wellĀ 